so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Randomize
