shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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