woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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