YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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