So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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