Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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