do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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