i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
wow bdsm is so cute
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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