youre lurking in front of me
My nipple is on Facebook.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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