how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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