hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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