I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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