Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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