Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
