i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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