Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
