We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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