doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
This is the high leading the old right now
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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