the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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