We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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