You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
