i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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