I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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