I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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