Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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