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Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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