Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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