I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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