just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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