one word: firstdatebathroomanal
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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