But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
