bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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