What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
