is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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