brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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