It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i just google imaged poop.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Randomize
