am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
tell me about the eggs
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