it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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