Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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