We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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