So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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