Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Your penis caused this!
Randomize
