i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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