i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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