i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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