i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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