I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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