I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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