So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
