honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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